Psych 101

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Psych 102:

Soulmates

High Wind Advisory

My least favorite part about these advisories is the enforcement beast. 

Creep-Be-Gone

AKA CLAW HAMMER

Spooned to Death

Oh, Glorious Six-pack

...the only way to end your week.

The Broken Nose

Though hope is extinguished, you must retaliate. Keep fighting.

Guide to Dating

I really don't feel like scanning a doodle. I have 1700 square feet of house to clean. Instead, I leave you with a comic from my Graklor webcomic days. If only we could be as suave as Mr. Bowling Ball. 

Collapse

"Wall"

The power of suggestion.

I'm Set...

...for a few weeks

Holiday Mash-up

THE SPARROWS ARE FLYING

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They're crows, but whatever.

Wandering Samurai Kills Cthulhu

This battle is based on the Godzilla-King-Kong postulate:

 You cannot rationally ask who would win the fight of Godzilla vs. King Kong (DO NOT mention the movie. It was horrible and and full of lies--like Satan). 

If Godzilla is 300 feet tall, he would axe-kick King Kong (50 ft) with his chubby reptile legs. Game over. Therefore, you must ask who would win the fight if they were both the same size. 

Godzilla has teeth, claws, and thermonuclear breath. He's pretty fast and strong, but come on. King Kong would wade through it like a boss until Godzilla got too close. It would take a few seconds for the enraged King Kong to dismember Godzilla with his hands. Game really over.

What I'm trying to say, is that if Cthulhu was as tall as Kenshin, he would be cut down immediately. I mean, what all does he have going for him if not his immensity? Oooh, gonna give you spooky dreams and wriggle my tentacle-stache at you! Ia!

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Huge fan of both, regardless, but they haven't made an awesome movie about Cthulhu yet. Kenshin, however... Well, this should be freaking awesome:

HEY! Where are you going?!

"We're through. Don't bother calling."

The Suburban Horror

Catatonic

Whoa. It seems like minutes ago I was reclining to read a book, and now it's 1 AM. That'll teach me to be tired. I guess I'll have to make tonight's post extra special. In the mean time, deal with it. Also, this:

Saving Lives

She Isn't Real

Topless Elf Chicks

It makes sense. They're hot, yes? Thanks to KORPG for this meme.

Were-moon

If you ever wondered what the Moon turns into when the Earth is full.

I would also have accepted: What I Saw Through My Telescope After Hainting My Pouse

Hug a Cyborg

--not when he's holding a gun, though, moron! 

We're Your Friends

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BONUS SCAN

Another forgotten sticky note from last year. Giant jungle hamsters. Seen below in search of carrion.

Your Worst Nightmare

So you think you've had a terrifying nightmare, huh? Well, try this one on for size:

1. You're at a party, and everyone removed their necks but you
2. You forgot how to hold beer
3. Your mildest jokes and stories have instantly offended everyone
4. The man that forgot his torso is using your two favorite magazines for feet (ZooBooks, Guns & Ammo)
5. Hypersonic rabid bats have been rocketing into your head all night
6. A shadow-revenant is perpetually creeping up on you
7. Oh yeah, you're an alien, too, and you left your pants in your spaceship