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So I am having issues with updates. It's sort of a motivation thing. I'll keep this web domain, but who knows if I'll update anymore.

Sort of Sincerely,
       -Jack

ThuFriMonTue GO!!!!

Totally not prepared for this daily posting thing anymore. I realize it's been a few days, so here are a few [unfinished] doodles to satisfy daily requirements.

The Rare Cheese Horse

Feeding Time

Hand, Foot, Mouth

DISEASE.

Rockin' and Rollin'

Consequences

The Mindless Dream-drones

Entrance to the...

A. Walmart

B. Realm of Tentaculus

C. Royal Abyss

D. Thunderdome

?

Toddler-pede Surprise

Start a New Tradition -- Equinox Sacrifices!

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I'm back. A good break, but I'm ready to provide depressingly pointless doodles every weekday, once again. 

Summer Sloth

Hello.

You need an update, obviously. I am accumulating doodles once again. I am sorry if you miss them.

This blog will resume September 22nd, 2012. It is good I do not rely on this for income, because I would have lost all of my readers--thus, revenue-- by imposing a hiatus.

Thanks for your patience.

-Jack

RIP Laptop

Technical difficulties, once again. This time, it is not my scanner. Instead, it was a fatal moisture-related accident concerning my laptop.

This is as good a time as any to take a break. When I started this last year, I had a huge cache of doodles to draw from. Maybe I'll do that again while I get my tech set up.

I'm using my old Windows box, repurposed with Mandriva 2008. It's awesome, but I need to set up the scanner. May take a while.

Now get off your computer and go camping. We'll meet back here around Labor Day.

Certificates to Hand Out at Walmart

Blood and Light

You Brought It On Yourself..

Triskuits

When Kidneys Attack...

More Snacks

Snacks

Survival of the Hungriest

Fox No Likey

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Was trying to incorporate a video with this doodle. Might not happen. Editing is a real b**** with my ancient hardware. Stay tuned..

Banished

Night of the Folding Dead

Garbage In, Garbage Out

"Destruction of a person..."

"...builds character." -SJR

The Joy of Consciousness

Arise

The Shoves

Monster Lady

Monster Lady says you have nothing better to do than scan doodles.

Open Up

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I am placing this blog on indefinite hiatus. It has no use, and I could be doing other things instead of scanning doodles. Carry on.

Update 16APR2012: This post has been classified as a product of multiple blattodea-related short circuits in Jack's electromechanical neural core. Disregard.

Gone

Yeah, so there were no posts on Thursday or Friday. I'm allowed time off, right? Yes. I make the rules here. Hopefully, I didn't lost all 3 readers.

Everything's cool, expect your daily doodles starting tomorrow. Easter was awesome. Shot several rabbits and drank their blood. That's the meaning of Easter, right?

Hatchete Art

A preview of my latest project. It's a sword ad. It's a Hatchete, and it is one mean chunk of steel.

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The Hatchete by Killzone:

Skworsh

Wolfsbane

Have You Been Eating?

"Of course."

Psych 101

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Psych 102:

Soulmates

High Wind Advisory

My least favorite part about these advisories is the enforcement beast. 

Creep-Be-Gone

AKA CLAW HAMMER

Spooned to Death

Oh, Glorious Six-pack

...the only way to end your week.

The Broken Nose

Though hope is extinguished, you must retaliate. Keep fighting.

Guide to Dating

I really don't feel like scanning a doodle. I have 1700 square feet of house to clean. Instead, I leave you with a comic from my Graklor webcomic days. If only we could be as suave as Mr. Bowling Ball. 

Collapse

"Wall"

The power of suggestion.

I'm Set...

...for a few weeks

Holiday Mash-up

THE SPARROWS ARE FLYING

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They're crows, but whatever.

Wandering Samurai Kills Cthulhu

This battle is based on the Godzilla-King-Kong postulate:

 You cannot rationally ask who would win the fight of Godzilla vs. King Kong (DO NOT mention the movie. It was horrible and and full of lies--like Satan). 

If Godzilla is 300 feet tall, he would axe-kick King Kong (50 ft) with his chubby reptile legs. Game over. Therefore, you must ask who would win the fight if they were both the same size. 

Godzilla has teeth, claws, and thermonuclear breath. He's pretty fast and strong, but come on. King Kong would wade through it like a boss until Godzilla got too close. It would take a few seconds for the enraged King Kong to dismember Godzilla with his hands. Game really over.

What I'm trying to say, is that if Cthulhu was as tall as Kenshin, he would be cut down immediately. I mean, what all does he have going for him if not his immensity? Oooh, gonna give you spooky dreams and wriggle my tentacle-stache at you! Ia!

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Huge fan of both, regardless, but they haven't made an awesome movie about Cthulhu yet. Kenshin, however... Well, this should be freaking awesome:

HEY! Where are you going?!

"We're through. Don't bother calling."

The Suburban Horror