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Totally not prepared for this daily posting thing anymore. I realize it's been a few days, so here are a few [unfinished] doodles to satisfy daily requirements.

Hand, Foot, Mouth

DISEASE.

Consequences

Entrance to the...

A. Walmart

B. Realm of Tentaculus

C. Royal Abyss

D. Thunderdome

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Start a New Tradition -- Equinox Sacrifices!

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I'm back. A good break, but I'm ready to provide depressingly pointless doodles every weekday, once again. 

Certificates to Hand Out at Walmart

Blood and Light

Fox No Likey

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Was trying to incorporate a video with this doodle. Might not happen. Editing is a real b**** with my ancient hardware. Stay tuned..

"Destruction of a person..."

"...builds character." -SJR

Hatchete Art

A preview of my latest project. It's a sword ad. It's a Hatchete, and it is one mean chunk of steel.

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The Hatchete by Killzone:

Skworsh

Have You Been Eating?

"Of course."

Creep-Be-Gone

AKA CLAW HAMMER

Spooned to Death

The Broken Nose

Though hope is extinguished, you must retaliate. Keep fighting.

Wandering Samurai Kills Cthulhu

This battle is based on the Godzilla-King-Kong postulate:

 You cannot rationally ask who would win the fight of Godzilla vs. King Kong (DO NOT mention the movie. It was horrible and and full of lies--like Satan). 

If Godzilla is 300 feet tall, he would axe-kick King Kong (50 ft) with his chubby reptile legs. Game over. Therefore, you must ask who would win the fight if they were both the same size. 

Godzilla has teeth, claws, and thermonuclear breath. He's pretty fast and strong, but come on. King Kong would wade through it like a boss until Godzilla got too close. It would take a few seconds for the enraged King Kong to dismember Godzilla with his hands. Game really over.

What I'm trying to say, is that if Cthulhu was as tall as Kenshin, he would be cut down immediately. I mean, what all does he have going for him if not his immensity? Oooh, gonna give you spooky dreams and wriggle my tentacle-stache at you! Ia!

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Huge fan of both, regardless, but they haven't made an awesome movie about Cthulhu yet. Kenshin, however... Well, this should be freaking awesome:

Saving Lives

Hug a Cyborg

--not when he's holding a gun, though, moron! 

You Thought I Forgot...

It's Cupid if you couldn't tell.

Reality Dissolves