Halloween. My office is right next to the front door, so I hear all the ghouls and goblins. I left a bowl of candy out there with the note: Happy Halloween! Please Help Yourself! The bowl ran out of candy about 30 minutes ago, and I'm now enjoying the various exclamations of disappointment from trick-or-treaters.
I might just start out this way next year, and save myself $16 in candy.
