Hatchete Art

A preview of my latest project. It's a sword ad. It's a Hatchete, and it is one mean chunk of steel.

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The Hatchete by Killzone:

Wandering Samurai Kills Cthulhu

This battle is based on the Godzilla-King-Kong postulate:

 You cannot rationally ask who would win the fight of Godzilla vs. King Kong (DO NOT mention the movie. It was horrible and and full of lies--like Satan). 

If Godzilla is 300 feet tall, he would axe-kick King Kong (50 ft) with his chubby reptile legs. Game over. Therefore, you must ask who would win the fight if they were both the same size. 

Godzilla has teeth, claws, and thermonuclear breath. He's pretty fast and strong, but come on. King Kong would wade through it like a boss until Godzilla got too close. It would take a few seconds for the enraged King Kong to dismember Godzilla with his hands. Game really over.

What I'm trying to say, is that if Cthulhu was as tall as Kenshin, he would be cut down immediately. I mean, what all does he have going for him if not his immensity? Oooh, gonna give you spooky dreams and wriggle my tentacle-stache at you! Ia!

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Huge fan of both, regardless, but they haven't made an awesome movie about Cthulhu yet. Kenshin, however... Well, this should be freaking awesome:

Saving Lives

Self Defense

Nyuk, nyuk

Never Give In

HEADACHES

Everything Happens at Once

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Scanner courtesy of Craigslist. An older model Canoscan, but it works well with my old OS.

Infernal

I very rarely use sticky notes for lists. I prefer 3x5 index cards. I have a huge cache of them at hand. This doodle began as a list, but slowly mutated into a useless piece of paper (i.e., a doodle).

To reiterate, If I could only have three things while stranded on an island, it would be:

1. Knife
2. Pen
3. Index Cards

Flawless Victory

BULLETIN

No posts Thursday or Friday.

Tune in for more nonsense next week!

Die, Poltergeist! Die!

Yeah, don't really know if there's a poltergeist in this picture. If there was, you'd never know, though, so it's plausible.

Stabby McJester