Your Worst Nightmare

So you think you've had a terrifying nightmare, huh? Well, try this one on for size:

1. You're at a party, and everyone removed their necks but you
2. You forgot how to hold beer
3. Your mildest jokes and stories have instantly offended everyone
4. The man that forgot his torso is using your two favorite magazines for feet (ZooBooks, Guns & Ammo)
5. Hypersonic rabid bats have been rocketing into your head all night
6. A shadow-revenant is perpetually creeping up on you
7. Oh yeah, you're an alien, too, and you left your pants in your spaceship

It's the Greys Again...

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Open Your Mind

I know it looks like I just folded two notes in half, then scanned them as one, but you're right. 

I would say this latest series of scans has been a lull in my doodling. Looking ahead, it will pick up again. My Bic mechanical finally ran out of lead a few weeks ago, so the next batch of doodles is mainly #2HB pencil scribbles--wait, I meant to say something interesting. Sorry.

Subjugation

Schucks

Don't think I need an excuse to post twice on the same day, but just in case:

Help--my brain has been overcome by soul-stealing aliens that demand the leftovers from the chili I made. The only way to make them quiet is by posting demented doodles on an obscure blog multiple times on Tuesdays.