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Your Worst Nightmare

So you think you've had a terrifying nightmare, huh? Well, try this one on for size:

1. You're at a party, and everyone removed their necks but you
2. You forgot how to hold beer
3. Your mildest jokes and stories have instantly offended everyone
4. The man that forgot his torso is using your two favorite magazines for feet (ZooBooks, Guns & Ammo)
5. Hypersonic rabid bats have been rocketing into your head all night
6. A shadow-revenant is perpetually creeping up on you
7. Oh yeah, you're an alien, too, and you left your pants in your spaceship

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