I found out what happens when you trip over a Battleship game that your kids left on the kitchen floor: You spend an hour picking up red and white pegs.
I guess it's due comeuppance for making them play 52-card-pick-up.
Started digging through my old notepads. Not a lot of material other than numbers, but I'll see if I can't find some gems. I won't hold my breath, though, because then I would die.