So you think you've had a terrifying nightmare, huh? Well, try this one on for size:
- You're at a party, and everyone removed their necks but you
- You forgot how to hold beer
- Your mildest jokes and stories have instantly offended everyone
- The man that forgot his torso is using your two favorite magazines for feet (ZooBooks, Guns & Ammo)
- Hypersonic rabid bats have been rocketing into your head all night
- A shadow-revenant is perpetually creeping up on you
- Oh yeah, you're an alien, too, and you left your pants in your spaceship
2 comments:
So like last week?
No wait, last week never saw me pant-less.
I stand corrected... my bad.
Yeah, as long as people have pants, we're all in good shape
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